Not really an animal story but I must add a taxidermy note.
I had a VERY bad hiking date in CO. Long story, made short. I dropped her off to get her NAILS done for Christ sake and while waiting, I meandered up to an antique store. The owner was a small gal, pregnant and we began to talk.
I happened to mention the date. She asks, "Where is she?" I pointed down the road and said . I dropped her off down there. They said they should be finished in a few hours.
That’s why I’m here.
What I unwittingly had pointed to was the local taxidermy place, which hid the beauty salon just behind.
She actually turned white and started to look for some protective piece of weaponry. I have that way with women!
Actually, upon reflection I think that was an odd pair of business to be next to each other. Then again, the weather in AZ and the deserts of CO, do that to their women.
I happened to mention the date. She asks, "Where is she?" I pointed down the road and said . I dropped her off down there. They said they should be finished in a few hours.
That’s why I’m here.
What I unwittingly had pointed to was the local taxidermy place, which hid the beauty salon just behind.
She actually turned white and started to look for some protective piece of weaponry. I have that way with women!
Actually, upon reflection I think that was an odd pair of business to be next to each other. Then again, the weather in AZ and the deserts of CO, do that to their women.
It is a close call -- which one you would send your wife to!
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